"   With no man in sight, I decided to rescue my ankles from a lifetime of boredom…by purchasing too many pairs of Jimmy Choo shoes.   "
Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.